Evaluate on
Physical Laptops
Worldwide.

We evaluate edge language models directly on a distributed network of real physical laptops across the world.

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i5 11–12TH GEN4–8 CORES · 8–12 THREADS
4GB DDR4
4GB DDR4
AIR-GAP ENFORCEDZERO EGRESS
ONLINE LAPTOPS
00
Enrolled physical test nodes
EVALUATIONS RUN
0
Full lifecycle benchmark passes
SUCCESS RATE
100%
Verified compliance executions
AIR-GAP INTEGRITY
100%
Zero outbound network leaks
DISTRIBUTED PHYSICAL FLEET

Actual Physical Laptops
Distributed Worldwide

11th – 12th Gen Intel Core i5

4–8 physical cores and 8–12 execution threads with pinned hardware affinity. Real bare-metal silicon matching developer workstations across Africa.

11th–12th Gen i54–8 Physical Cores8–12 Threads
Ambient Thermal Realities

Physical room ambient temperatures measuring realistic fan curve latency and clock decay, with a -10 point penalty guard if thermal throttling occurs.

Ambient Room TempsFan Dissipation-10 Pt Throttle Guard
Zero-Ingress & Egress

Enforced via Linux bwrap (Bubblewrap) network unshare namespaces on Ubuntu. All inbound connections and outbound DNS/TCP packets are blocked.

Zero IngressZero EgressUbuntu bwrap
OUT-OF-BAND ARCHITECTURE

The 5-Stage Evaluation Cycle

01

Lease Claim

Laptop daemon polls control plane, claims pending submission with a single-use token.

30-min Lease
02

Compliance Check

Server recalculates physical CPU/RAM inventory hash. Deviation halts execution.

Hash Verified
03

Air-Gapped Setup

Workspace cloned, verified model materialized from cache, network interfaces blocked.

Zero Egress
04

Profiler Instrumentation

Physical llama-bench and non-deterministic domain prompt distributions measure stochastic TPS, p50/p95 TTFT, RSS churn, and thermal decay.

80s Timeout
05

Audit Signoff

Report SHA-256 hashed, uploaded create-only to Cloud Storage, and score finalized.

Immutable Artifact
MATHEMATICAL BENCHMARK SPECIFICATION

The Canonical Scoring Formula

Every physical evaluation applies the exact, verifiable formula restored from the foundation's official protocol:

Total = 0.3 × Performance + 0.2 × Efficiency - Thermal Penalty
30% Performance Componentmin(TPS / 15, 1) × 100

Evaluates tokens per second on raw generation prompts. Maximum contribution reached at 15.0 tokens/second.

20% Memory Efficiencymax(0, (7 - Peak GB) / 7) × 100

Rewards minimal RAM footprints under the 7 GB ceiling. Smaller steady-state sizes yield higher points.

Thermal Throttling Guard-10 Points

Deducts 10 points if the physical laptop triggers CPU thermal throttling or core temps exceed 85°C.

COMMUNITY DISTRIBUTED FLEET

Host a Physical Laptop Node

Have an 11th–12th Gen Intel Core i5 laptop with 8 GB RAM? Check your hardware specifications, review how our automated deviation engine audits machines, and apply to host a node in the distributed fleet.

  1. Step 1

    Apply

    Tell us about your laptop. We check it against the standard hardware profile.

  2. Step 2

    Get approved

    An administrator reviews your application and approves suitable machines.

  3. Step 3

    Enroll

    Once approved, sign in and open the Host page for your private setup steps and enrollment command.

Already approved? Open your Host page

Ready to benchmark your
edge-native model?

Submit your public GitHub repository to receive audited tokens-per-second, memory footprint, and thermal telemetry from enrolled physical hardware.